Petey...

...Petey, a parakeet of PURE EVIL...underneath his waxy feathers of doom and puny body is a highly developed brain that oozes juices of vile destructive thoughts that put the hurting on his master...

but when he's not up to his scheming and seed spitting action, he's composed as a utterly retarded house pet...

you got a problem Petey...you got a problem...